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The large number of complaints I have received from people expressing their displeasure with the lack of updates to this blog . Wheretofore, I shall now unveil to you. It is not another incomplete sentence but it is something. Your pleasure it is to behold:
That's Life featuring a logo by our very own Paul. If you feel any compunction to create an account and play this enthralling game, use the name "TheSneak" as your referrer and you will receive a 1000 clam bonus. Clams=money. Then refer all your friends and associates and enemies and have them use your name and you'll get 1000 clams for each of them what signs up. It's Fast. It's Fun. It's Ambidirectional. Say it with me now.
You need to do a post about our lunch crowd and the flinging of the food up onto the ceiling. I give you premission to post about our infatuation with Cathy, mandi wont mind.
ReplyDeleteThe answer to your first sentence is true. A new post by Joel must be cherished and savor..y. Like an obscure mustard.
ReplyDeleteI had the chance to see that bus picture extremely large on my bot a blog and I was wondering if the JBM on the side stood for Joel's Bowel Mover or Joel's Butt Minions. Don't worry, it's private and not for hire.
Actually it stands for Jubilacion de mi Bizcocho con Manzana. And don't believe that garbage about it being not for hire. I employed them to move my bowels last week and they were totally up for it.
ReplyDeleteWow, that's some good postin'! I agree and esteem everything with regard and feedback
ReplyDeleteCarrie emailed me yesterday. with a yellow background, pink text that was bolded script all caps. Not to mention readable. Hi Carrie, if youre reading this. You are bonkers and I miss you.
ReplyDeleteJoel, your comments make me lol. And I'm now going to kick myself in the crotch for saying that.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the feedback, Mandi. I appreciate knowing you loled. And a kick in the crotch is far too extreme a discipline. Kick Paul instead. Won't that work?
ReplyDeleteA kick in the crotch would be both unnecessary and moustachioed.
ReplyDeleteI nod earnestly in response to the previous comment.
ReplyDeleteI'll kick Paul, you kick Anne, Paul will pencil in a moustachio on Carrie. Who the heck is Carrie?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I should just change the extremely annoying "laugh out loud" phrase to "guffaw heartily de mi bizcocho" or GHB for short. You totally date rape drug me, Joel.
ROFGHB! ;)
ReplyDeleteNOMSBANE! :P :P
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