Paul later came up with several unique methods to not share whatever he was eating, including eating things that fell well short of "appetizing". For lunch he would eat Peanut Butter and marshmallow sandwiches with blackberry syrup. He would always drink warm soda and be certain to backwash the entire first mouthful. Our buddy Matt Campbell one time tried to prove Paul's efforts futile by eating a scrap of food out of Paul's very craw after it had already been chewed and grossness. This served to make everyone present retch. Go ahead and keep that margarine and eggnog sandwich Paul. I'll be over here scrounging change for a chocolate cookie.
Monday, February 26, 2007
Nerds Cereal
Paul later came up with several unique methods to not share whatever he was eating, including eating things that fell well short of "appetizing". For lunch he would eat Peanut Butter and marshmallow sandwiches with blackberry syrup. He would always drink warm soda and be certain to backwash the entire first mouthful. Our buddy Matt Campbell one time tried to prove Paul's efforts futile by eating a scrap of food out of Paul's very craw after it had already been chewed and grossness. This served to make everyone present retch. Go ahead and keep that margarine and eggnog sandwich Paul. I'll be over here scrounging change for a chocolate cookie.
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That is not a very flattering picture of me. This is before I started Grecian Formula-ing my hair.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that picture finally revealed its gloriousness to me. Yesterday I could only see the stripes on the hat, and while it looked like Paul, I couldn't be certain. Now I'm very certain.
ReplyDeleteThis must have been the beginnings of Paul's strange brand of picky that continues to this day. Ejemplo: At a salad bar with a multitude of offerings, he likes very little, but he makes sure to get his beets and thousand island dressing. Who eats that?? I'm pretty sure that dressing is 90% bile. He always gets pop with no ice, a junior bacon chee with no chee, and has maddeningly specific orders at every fast food place. He's not very.
The picture on the side of this comment is what Paul is saying to me right now.
Here are some examples of pickiness I have observed in Paul, each of which is tremendously NOT dumb.
ReplyDelete1) Too much sauce on spaghetti.
2) Chips with any flavor at all.
3) Cheese powder on popcorn.
He needs to augment his maintainability.
really?!?
ReplyDeleteMaybe not!
ReplyDeleteThanks for saying "craw" and not "caw". I was listening to a podcast by the producers and writers of Lost yesterday and one of them said "stuck on your caw" and noone corrected him and it bugged.
ReplyDeleteNow, if that wasnt a good comment, well, I just feel sorry for you.