Saturday, July 07, 2012

U NO ME?

Feel free to contact me
I get texts sent to my Google Voice account by mistake once in a while. Here I share with you how I respond to these.
Unknown participant: So wyd
Me: I am. And this is my faithful servant, Patsy.
Unknown participant: ?
Me: Whose castle is this?
Unknown participant: Who is this?
Me: really?
Unknown participant: Yes
Me: I'm the captain of the gravy train
Unknown participant: Your not funny
Me: You can't spell

Repentant soul: Mark im really really sorry for everything I have done! I feel so bad. Can you please forgive me?
Me: Who is this?
Repentant soul: Nevermind
Repentant soul: U probably wouldn't forgive me anyways
Me: What did you do?
Repentant soul: I said nevermind
Me: Ha! Ok. Check this out: >KO)-> USB Dongle Goblin! Woot!
Repentant soul: Thats pretty tight
Three days later...
Repentant soul: Hey!:)
Me: Word!
Repentant soul: Whats up homey!
Me: G dog slice skillet of my biscuit!
Repentant soul: Huh dawg?
Me: what's the flava?
Repentant soul: Chocolate. Wht abot u homey? And why cant u get pictures G?
Me: s'coo bro. I can't get pictures?
Repentant soul: I was goin with your G status talking. Im a gurl:P
Me: no one said otherwise. Watch dis -> :@P Fat nose! Dats me lawl
Repentant soul: Yeah u do hve a big nose;)
Me: ok, i'm thinking of a person. you have 20 questions (yes/no) to figure out who
Repentant soul: K
90 minutes later...
Repentant soul: I just had an ice cream fight at golden corral!!! It was awesome!
Me: new!
Repentant soul: U should try!
Me: I just got to the golden corral (nick of time! they close at 10 i think). I hope this ice cream fighting is all it's cracked up to be
Me: I got kicked out of the GC! I asked them where the ice cream fight was and they asked me to leave.