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I get texts sent to my Google Voice account by mistake once in a while. Here I share with you how I respond to these.

Unknown participant: So wyd

Me: I am. And this is my faithful servant, Patsy.

Unknown participant: ?

Me: Whose castle is this?

Unknown participant: Who is this?

Me: really?

Unknown participant: Yes

Me: I'm the captain of the gravy train

Unknown participant: Your not funny

Me: You can't spell

Repentant soul: Mark im really really sorry for everything I have done! I feel so bad. Can you please forgive me?

Me: Who is this?

Repentant soul: Nevermind

Repentant soul: U probably wouldn't forgive me anyways

Me: What did you do?

Repentant soul: I said nevermind

Me: Ha! Ok. Check this out: >KO)-> USB Dongle Goblin! Woot!

Repentant soul: Thats pretty tight

Three days later...

Repentant soul: Hey!:)

Me: Word!

Repentant soul: Whats up homey!

Me: G dog slice skillet of my biscuit!

Repentant soul: Huh dawg?

Me: what's the flava?

Repentant soul: Chocolate. Wht abot u homey? And why cant u get pictures G?

Me: s'coo bro. I can't get pictures?

Repentant soul: I was goin with your G status talking. Im a gurl:P

Me: no one said otherwise. Watch dis -> :@P Fat nose! Dats me lawl

Repentant soul: Yeah u do hve a big nose;)

Me: ok, i'm thinking of a person. you have 20 questions (yes/no) to figure out who

Repentant soul: K

90 minutes later...

Repentant soul: I just had an ice cream fight at golden corral!!! It was awesome!

Me: new!

Repentant soul: U should try!

Me: I just got to the golden corral (nick of time! they close at 10 i think). I hope this ice cream fighting is all it's cracked up to be

Me: I got kicked out of the GC! I asked them where the ice cream fight was and they asked me to leave.