Monday, January 21, 2008

Six or Seven generally unknown things about me - IN MULTIMEDIA!

1) It bugs me when people use the word "download" improperly. Download means to copy from a remote computer to a local computer. It is not synonymous with "install", "transfer", "copy", "eat", "defecate" or "pounce upon" and those who use it as such stink on toast.

2) Sometimes I say "stink on toast."

3) I'm not a bad singer. Take a listen to this and this as evidence. Furthermore, I've never had a lesson.

4) I do not get headaches. But I have had Scabies. If you think that's gross,

5) I watch porn (if you consider Flight of the Conchords pornographic). Visit this link if you think you have the stomach for it. (Hint: Not porn)

6) This is what I will look like when I am bald.



7) I'm pretty much the best person I know at Photoshop.

I tag Big Jason and Sasha.



You can read the post where I got tagged here.
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12 comments:

  1. Sherri1/21/2008 6:23 PM

    Oh, your singing ability. Your second song was absolutely and without a doubt, long. I was just a little offended by the "nigga nigga" part. I had to make sure my boys didn't overhear it. We are trying to teach them better.

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  2. Anne1/21/2008 8:35 PM

    I am looking forward to the day the we can watch "porn" together while I rub your bald head.

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  3. Montgomery Q1/21/2008 9:21 PM

    I remember one time I was walking in a jungle and a tiger downloaded me.

    This post made me laugh. I wish I had spent some time and made mine even halfway interesting.

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  4. Joel's Other Sister1/21/2008 10:55 PM

    Tag completed! Come take an upload of my blog. You will totally download in your pants!

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  5. mandi1/22/2008 8:59 AM

    Joel. I am not sure. I AM JUST NOT SURE!!

    I don't want to say this is your funniest post yet, because I love them all, they're like my children, but you have outdone yourself with the downloading of my ghbs. Amen and amen.

    Your singing is bad.

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  6. CARRIE "THE FABULOUS"1/22/2008 9:21 AM

    Your singing puts Wierd Al to pure shame! Joel u always give me giggles.xoxo

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  7. Montgomery Q2/11/2008 12:57 PM

    What kind of toast?

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  8. Sherri2/13/2008 11:35 AM

    NEXT?!?

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  9. CARRIE "THE FABULOUS"2/15/2008 12:46 PM

    FREEKIN UPDATE!!!
    P.S. luv ya!!

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  10. Sherri2/28/2008 10:11 AM

    This is what happens when you don't leave your house! You have nothing to talk about!



    mgfseed

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  11. CARRIE "THE FABULOUS"3/04/2008 9:15 AM

    Joel- for the love of everything good and pure---FREEKIN UPDATE!!! I will even give you a couple subjects-
    Nacho Libre
    Roller derby
    Cocunuts on ocean floors
    How old Sherri is? ;)

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  12. BigJason8/12/2008 12:49 PM

    You forgot to add that you like to blow in peoples hair.

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