- Threatening to rub sunbreeze under the subject's eyes to gauge his reaction.
- Mocking the subject's failure to read words correctly.
- Asking the subject how he would react in a given hypothetical situation and repeatedly dismissing each response explaining that his reaction would not work.
- Requiring the subject to spend time alone in a room talking to a ceramic eagle, telling it the subject's feelings and thoughts then bursting into the room and deriding the subject for talking to a ceramic eagle as though it could hear and understand.
You can see that we were on the path to total stardom and it is merely a twist of fate that neither Gordon, nor myself are employed in the mental health profession at this time.
Fortunately for the scientific community, we tape recorded the entire scheme. Parties interested in nominating me for the Nobel Peace Prize, please contact me for details.
One of the subjects we allowed to participate was my younger sister, Tiffany. She was probably 4 or 5 years old at the time. Perhaps 3. We permitted her to spend a great deal of time in a room with the ceramic eagle and she imparted to it more wisdom than can be crammed into a phone booth or multivitamin. Here is the actual recording:
Some of the knowledge she endowed us with that day:
- You're going to understand your life until it is wheat.
- And while I know it, I'm just going to enter from the enfrone side.
- I want you to take off the light and never turn it on. Just for a while. For my career, because... and that's a promise.
- You're gonna see what it is, or not it is.
- Gonna be is the style. Any kind of style, that's the style that's gonna break.
- I just listen to myself to be my other night... ware.
- You're NEVER gonna need me, but I'm never gonna need you. See, this is the whole "entertise" and I don't think that's right. But it is right.
- And while I know it, I'm just gonna talk thru the mico..ph..cone and it's gonna be the last ember.
This recording brings joy and understanding to all who will but listen, won't we?
I remember doing further recording experiments with Brandon and Sharlaiyne. I remember the ceramic eagle. I also remember owning the Little Professor and thinking it was the BALLS. THe buttons had such a perfect feel...and the screen made me think I had my first computer IN MY HAND.
ReplyDeleteI also remember Sunbreeze experiments. It was like a vaseliney Ben-Gay, but stinkier. Awesome post.
I have heard tale of Tiffany's wise phrases from you and Paul over the years, so it was quite a treat to hear the actual recording. Gonna be IS the style. I love how she just rambles on FOREVER making absolute sense.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize how NICE you were to your younger siblings. "Talk into this eagle, and we WON'T listen." Two seconds later...
"YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!" I know you weren't listening. haha I wonder if he has lasting trauma from that.
1. Tiffany is going to kill you when she finds out that you've posted that recording.
ReplyDelete2. Sharlaiyne?
3. Kind of like Paul spelled Pauele.
4. The Balls. Hi good thing to compare something to.
Sasyha, YOU are The Balls
ReplyDeleteI am still on the lookout for my tapes that you guys made. I found a bunch of letters so far.
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